funny kids

Kids are so funny. They always say and do the oddest things, so I thought I'd share something funny each of the kids did in the last day or so.

Alyssa:
Alyssa fell asleep on the way home from my mom's house tonight. I lugged her into the house, about breaking my arms and my back because I had a really long day at work today and am really worn out. I laid her down on the couch, and she smiled a huge smile. The little brat had been faking. She thought she was hilarious.

Nina:
I have an old rotary phone that hangs on my bedroom wall. It's probably been there since the 70s or so since it's ugly green. Nina picked it up yesterday and asked me how people dialed on it. I showed her how you dial a number and wait for the dial to spin back around so you can dial the next number. She responded with "WOW, that's boring!". What a silly girl.

Caleb:
I dramatically tossed myself on my bed yesterday after cleaning my room and said, "I'm dying". Caleb responded with, "You haven't even been shot yet." He cracks me up.